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REVIEW | Pitch Black

May 7th 2000 03:04
UNIVERSAL PICTURES presents PITCH BLACK
A film by David Twohy

CAST: Vin Diesel, Radha Mitchell, Cole Hauser, Kieth David, Lewis Fitz-Gerald, Claudia Black, Rhiana Griffith, John Moore, Simon Burke, Les Chantery, Sam Sari, Firass Dirani, Ric Anderson, Vic Wilson, Angela Makin SCREENPLAY: Jim & Ken Wheat & David Twohy
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY: David Eggby, A.C.S.

PITCH BLACK was produced on location in Queensland, Australia with the assistance of Pacific Film and Television Commission.


Running time: 107 minutes

A USA Films Release

As an attempt to explore the science-fiction and action-adventure genres PITCH BLACK falls into the 'too derivative' basket for my tastes, but for those who ache for more of the same it's almost an exotic hybrid of LOST IN SPACE, ALIEN, and that film with the vampire bats and the people in the underground science laboratory from the 1970's.

The story is set up with common place archtypes such as the crew being aroused from cryo-sleep, crash landing on a hostile planet and getting taken out by so many monsters that nothing really struck me as shocking or exciting when it all ended, not even the gender bend twist. There are explanations for absolutely everything that may need explanation plus some
quite amusing inferences that the main bad dude Riddick (possibly short for Riddickulous) played by steely contact lensed Van Diesel was a 'abortion survivor' with memories of sitting in the bucket at the clinic.

The actors get to show limited promise due to a script that clumsily demonises menstruation, spirituality, justice, and male sensitivity while it attempts hip street speak by delivering "Fuck you!", "No fuck you!", "Fuck you fuck!" all too often. It will have a market and it may even earn
cult status in time, but you may wonder like me, how did all these people refrain from being drenched in sweat if the planet they crash landed on was so hot? Hmmm? Five out of ten.

David Paul Jobling

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